Mental physics

As within, so without.
妖怪

thefallenpain:

gaslightgallows:

marveladdicts:

#asgard style

Meanwhile, this dainty little shit…

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He was adopted

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awhiffofcavendish:
““EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY” ”

awhiffofcavendish:

“EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY”

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hypnotic-flow:

“Vince Staples is speaking out against this year’s MTV Video Music Awards host, after Cyrus commented on hip-hop heavyweight Kendrick Lamar in a pre-VMAs interview with Marie Claire. “There is so much sexism, ageism, you name it,” Cyrus said. “Kendrick Lamar sings about LSD and he’s cool. I do it and I’m a druggie whore.” Staples didn’t take kindly to the remark, and offered up a reality check for the 22-year-old star. “She didn’t know who she was talking about,” he said in an interview with i-D. “Kendrick Lamar doesn’t have a song about LSD – that’s A$AP Rocky. So is it either you don’t know what you’re talking about or is it all black people look alike? Either one is fine with me but shut the fuck up Miley Cyrus.””

— Vince Staples // i-D Magazine (via reheating)

drag that bitch

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gentlemanbones:

ichiwashername-o:

spartanlocke:

what monty python movie is this

This is the best goddamn thing I have ever seen

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kimreesesdaughter:

ladyghirahim:

kimreesesdaughter:

thepokeduck:

kimreesesdaughter:

Y'all need to stop sleeping on chubby boys and guys under 6 feet tall. Stop sleeping.

I can’t tell if “sleeping on” is the new slang for dissing, or if OP is literally against cuddle naps with these boys.

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Wait what? What the heck does that mean?

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sseureki:

“I’m sure you did your best”

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Originally posted by bugbuttrainbow

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adamtots:
“After I tweeted this, Coldstone contacted me and agreed to donate $10,000 to Inner City Arts. I just received word from Inner City Arts that the payment has gone through. I’m glad Coldstone did the right thing!
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adamtots:

After I tweeted this, Coldstone contacted me and agreed to donate $10,000 to Inner City Arts. I just received word from Inner City Arts that the payment has gone through. I’m glad Coldstone did the right thing!

(via aloemom)

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mortunn:
“not enough studs
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mortunn:

not enough studs

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buzzthebear:

milkshakecub:

sistermaryfake:

katswenski:

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GET THE FUCK

Omfg this is gold!!!!

I just had to repost this.  This is hilarious. 

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madsciences:

doom-exe:

madsciences:

onewingandabrokenhalo:

madsciences:

kilbaro:

JESUS?? 

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JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

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a true inspiration

An icon

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